Made-up band names

Please welcome to the stage…

• Three Pecks One Smacker

• Baby and the Bowels

• Bag of Dried Mud

• Happiness and the Good Deaths

• The Disappearance of Sinful Souls

• The Pragmatic Apples

• Folded Fuck

• The Contentious Creatures

• The First Beaks

• An Abundance of Caution

• Pez, Gez and the Wags

• The Petty Princes of the Peninsula

• These L-Dopa Dreams

• Geodesic Domes

• Part-Time Bovines

• Squeaks for Wind

• A Vessel for Your Oetker

• The City Lemmings

• The Upper Echelons

• Pigs in an Essex Ditch

• The Black Taps

• Steam-Powered Bird

• Spread the Frenzy

• The Gloomy Lutherans

• Seeping Spinach

• The Chattering Knives

• Lyric Vacuum

• Enrique’s New Toupee

• Runty Tube

• A Pint of Shame

• These Mangled Pears

• Exploding Filth

• Clonk the Chick

• The Lame Embers

• Mountains of Sea

• Doomed Giants

• Rogue Bogies

• These Metal Bastards

• Buffering Forces

• Surreptitiously Sensible

• His Wife’s Elaborate Sleeve

• The Diabolical Teats

• Nudge the Slugs

• The Spice of Our Nation

• The Forgotten Pocket

• Britannic Mongrel

• The Elastic Schnozz

• Big Dirty Thumb

• Wand of Cleanliness

• Glutton for Germs

• Vignettes of Myth

• Liquid Breeze

• Contraception Spectrum

• Flesh Crevice

• Sadness, Sex and Importunate Thoughts

• Coexistence with Beavers

• My Meagre Supper

• Jane Austen’s Eyelids

• Suck the Filth From My Paws

• Willing Browsers

• Snide Fucks

• Laxative Yaghurt

• Homogeneous Parade

• Anaemic Pickle

• An Island of Pie

• Vampiric Tendencies

• Northern Spout

• Anoraks Prevail

• Scram and Consume

• The Shuddering Door

• Intersex Insects

• Beard of Foam

• Runty Little Flakes

• The Bourgeois Specialists

• A Parcel of Busy Citizens

• Sizeable Puffs

• Cray Contrast

• The Trump of Judgement

• Shit Initiative

• A Plague of Scoots

• Terabyte of Porn

• Feline Scruton and the PC Pups

• Gloves of Pain

• Fresh Pressure

• Political Piggy

• Essence of Pilkington

• Snacks for the Morrow

• Mere Squeaks

• A Chocolate Labrador Ate My Sandwich

• A Prowling Gekko

• The Mirrored Innards

• The Last-Minute Flaps

• Backward Pounce

• The Primacy of Clicks

• The Sieve of Vanity

• Pre-School Jabs

• The Careful Capfuls

• A Trio of Jerkins

• The Monthly Prognosticators

• Full Feline Innings

• Fucked Cuticles

• Porcine Treats

• Top Prosecutor

• Aquiline Schnozz

• Your Pudgy Sponge

• Barrels of Quilt

• Tornado of Dead Skin Cells

• Alleged Morals

• The Background Facts

• A Hit of Zest

• Historic Docks

• Final Swigs

• League of Demons

• Horse Slaughter

• Robust Muzzle

• Spiral of Hate

• The Very Real Bees

• Ribbons of Murk

• Cray Squawkingcock

• Cramping Womb

• A Fuckton of Pancakes

• The Squealing Jockey Wheels

• Very Naughty Figs

• The Crumbs of Your Muff

• Useful Spoon

• One-Thrust Spaff

• Shirley’s Pegs

• Cluck of Joy

• The Invention of Sacrifice

• The Briefest of Sucks

• Partial Garbage

• Fundamental Fudge

• The Sporadic Clusters

• The Neighbourhood of Pain

• The Oil Council

• The Fruits of This Foolishness

• Spectrum of Rigour

• Purgative Herbs

• Sartorial Splendour

• Interspecial Honk

• Persian Incursions