For each step, listen to your preferred recording and then repeat.
Lime bikes are not bicycles. They are mopeds.
Leaving a large, heavy, ugly lump of plastic wherever you like is not ‘docking’, it’s fly-tipping.
Lime bikes are the parakeets of the pavement.
My government will proscribe LimeBike, Inc. as a terrorist group.
When passing a Lime bike that is blocking the pavement you gotta give it that hawk tuah. Spit on that thang.
Fuck you and the Lime you rode in on.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Lime bike riding over a human face – forever.
